20040519 The Happy Old Man
Title:- 20040519 The Happy Old Man
Author:- Paul Clarke
Subject:- The Happy Old Man
Location:- Outside Sundon Park Community Centre
Date:- 19 May 2004
Time:- 7.30pm
Media:- MiniDV, DVD
Duration:- 1 Min.
SUMMARY
Title: Happy Old Man (60-Second Movie)
Type: Fiction
About: A young lady walks past an old man who looks happy. She asks why.
Cast:
Young Lady - Grace Froggatt
Old Man - Paul Clarke
Supporting: None
Scenes: Veranda
Period: Present
Script Size: Half a page
SCRIPT
The Happy Old Man
By Anon
A middle-aged woman walks up to a little old man rocking
in a chair on his porch.
Woman
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,
what's your secret for a long happy life?"
Man
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,
I also do a gram of charlie a day, a spliff every night,
a case of whiskey a week, eat junk food, never exercise,
and do pills on the weekend."
Woman
"That's amazing, how old are you?'
Man
"Twenty six."
Produced 19 May 04
Last Revised: 27 Feb 11